Fruitful Fortunes

Caravan touring around Australia I found myself yearning to buy a giant pineapple to store on the roof and provide me with an endless supply of juice. I'll need to take out a secured loan before considering pineapple distributors.

My fellow pineapple lovers have contacted me with thoughts of great merit concerning the juicing of the pineapple. I don't know that I can wait for a secured loan to be approved to buy this dreamy fruit, I might just apply for cash advance loans instead.

With all this talk of pineapples, i'm beginning to have a change of heart and might turn my sights to a giant orange. It would be far brighter and have far more juice than the pineapple. I'm so keen to get this spherical fruit fastened to my caravan, I wonder how much a payday loan costs as it would be the quickest option.